Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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