i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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