I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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