Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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