The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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