...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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