Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
