I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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