your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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