i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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