In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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