I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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