And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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