i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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