Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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