No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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