I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
BRING THE BAGELS
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
