i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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