He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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