Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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