Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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