He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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