I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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