So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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