No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
As shirtless as possible
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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