I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Who died my cat blue again?
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