Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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