Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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