we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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