new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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