They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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