Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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