Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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