You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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