It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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