I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
