Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You have to summon your inner elephant
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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