K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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