The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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