Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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