The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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