Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize