I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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