Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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