Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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