no, he came in my armpit
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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