is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
you never un-have a 4some
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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