I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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