If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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