i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
