if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
it was like eating out sand paper
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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