would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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