Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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